Roll up, roll up! It’s time for another guest post by Dylan, AKA Goalie Boy.
Dylan is twelve and has Tourettes. In his second guest post he shares a recent adventure. Look out for more blogs from Dylan in the coming weeks.…
Well, not an actual new job. This morning as I got ready for work my tics suggested a new area of employment through the medium of another ticced song. Here’s how it goes:
“I’m just laying AstroTurf in Richard Branson’s mind.…
A couple of weeks ago I wrote about a new ticced song. The chorus was about animals liking it ‘Hard in the face.’ It seems my tics have decided that simply singing about liking it hard in the face is no longer enough.…
At the weekend Poppy stopped in at the castle to pick up a few things on her way to Leftwing Idiot’s flat. She asked if she could have a plant pot so she could re-pot his geranium. Given my tics’ on-going hostility towards this plant it’s not surprising she seemed amazed when I agreed.…
My support worker Mia and I were the only people in the office at work today. It was very quiet and I got a lot done, in stark contrast to last week, which was breathtakingly busy because of the half-term holiday.…
On Friday night Claire and I went to a local pub for a quick drink. There’s a very big step to get in and just as we were preparing to tackle it I had a couple of bizarre conversations with two strangers, pretty much simultaneously.…
For two reasons over the last few days I’ve been thinking quite a bit about my leg tics and their impact on my mobility.
The first is that there’ve been several occasions recently when my tics have intensified even more than usual, with my legs moving constantly and feeling extremely uncomfortable.…
At work today I had a ‘ticcing fit’ in the toilet. This has happened a number of times before, and even though my support worker stays just outside the door it can take them a while to realise I’m in trouble.…
Last night Leftwing Idiot and I were hanging out at the castle after work. I thought I heard him say something and because I didn’t catch it properly, I asked him to repeat it.
He looked bemused and said, ‘I didn’t say anything’.…
A couple of months ago I described how I’d been ticcing a lot about goat sex. Well, it seems that my tics have moved on again, though predictably not very far. All they’ve done is jump species.
First it was “Fuck a sheep’ then “Goat sex”, and now it’s “Cat sex.”…
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