Tics
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6659 tics found
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Did you know Jimmy Saville came back as a ghost to fuck the Queen's vagina?
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You take the long bush and I’ll take the wide bush and fish fingers will be sandwiched before you.
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On your marks get set, befuddle a bush.
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A bush in the hand is worth five in the bed.
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I wish, I wish, I wish, I wish, I wish upon posh sheep.
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I wish upon a rainbow, I wish upon a star, because I’m a traditionalist at heart.
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I wish upon cream cheese burden, a leap year and a grape.
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I wish I was a Tiscali Broadband investor in 1992.
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I wish I was a talisman, I wish I was a dove, I wish I was a bundle of effervescent love.
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I wish I was a sausage, I wish I was a bear, I wish I was a teenage mutant ninja turtle, but with elongated sexy sacks!