“But Cats Though”
A couple of months ago I described how I’d been ticcing a lot about goat sex. Well, it seems that my tics have moved on again, though predictably not very far. All they’ve done is jump species.
First it was “Fuck a sheep’ then “Goat sex”, and now it’s “Cat sex.”
“Cat sex” has worked its way in gradually and imperceptibly, until today when I realised I’m ticcing about feline copulation an awful lot. And this isn’t my only kitty-related tic at the moment – I’m also saying “But cats though” almost constantly.
Who knows where we’ll go next in this mystery tour of the animal kingdom. Any suggestions?
Today my Tourettes has latched onto "CATS ON SPEED" as a tic.
One of my commoner tics is "Fuck the kittens", often followed by "poor kittens". Also, "I have kittens in my pants!"