Fat Baby
I’m hitting my chest very hard at the moment. Earlier, at Leftwing Idiot’s, he’d been holding my hands to stop me doing it, but then he’d needed the loo and was worried I’d hurt myself while he was out of the room.…
I’m hitting my chest very hard at the moment. Earlier, at Leftwing Idiot’s, he’d been holding my hands to stop me doing it, but then he’d needed the loo and was worried I’d hurt myself while he was out of the room.…
I share an office with two colleagues who, on the whole, barely seem to notice my tics. However, today one of them had to move to the room next door because my tics were too distracting. She was totalling a series of numbers and was quietly counting out loud.…
Tonight a new tic emerged and it’s literally “Amazing!”
“Cream crackers are amazing!”
“Crime is amazing!”
“Ladders are amazing!”
“Bribery is amazing!”
“I’m amazing!”
Last night I tried taking the drug. Melatonin is a natural compound that my doctor’s prescribed to help me sleep. It normally takes me a couple of hours to settle and get to sleep but it was much quicker last night.…
I’m just about to head off to bed. Recently my tics have been interfering with my sleep in a massive way. Getting to sleep has always been a problem but my tics haven’t been repeatedly waking me up throughout the night in the way they are at the moment.…
Leftwing Idiot and I went to Acton this afternoon to record an interview with the silky-voiced Alex Newman. When we arrived at the Live Talk studio Alex and I talked about a range of hot topics but rather than ignore my tics as we would normally, we let them lead our conversation.…
Tonight I went to the Royal Albert Hall to represent the projects I work for at the RockCorps gig.
As I went in, the security woman checking my bag asked if I had anything sharp in it. I said “No. But I’ve got a knife, a Christmas card for my mum, a dog and a bomb.”…
I’ve had a great day. It wasn’t exceptional in any grand way, it’s just that I‘ve been quieter and stiller than I’ve been in a long time. I still ticced a lot but my they were noticeably less intense. It reminded me of a day that Greg Story describes in the BBC documentary ‘I swear I can’t help it.’…
This morning as I was walking back to the office with Left Wing Idiot, who’s working as my support worker, we came across a dead squirrel lying in the road. A vehicle must have hit it very recently because the blood still looked fresh.…
“Don’t hit your head on the world.”
That’s exactly what I did when I head butted Leftwing Idiot’s toy globe.
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