Last night I stayed with Fat Sister and King Russell. While we were having breakfast this morning King Russell suggested that Fat Sister was in fact part cat. My tics happily took up the challenge of listing her other ingredients, before moving onto his.
6% Oven glove
25% Day-glo headband
5% Bulletin board
23% Round mouse
You’ll notice Fat Sister has 33.33% more ingredients than her husband. King Russell was good at keeping track of the maths and letting my tics know how much was left to itemise.