“Friday 13th Unlucky for Bears”

It’s almost the end of Friday the 13th, and so far, fingers crossed, rabbit’s paw clutched, wood knocked, it’s passed off uneventfully. Well, in reality at least: in the ticced world there’ve been several disasters:

“Will tripped over a lactating teapot and ruined the Turin shroud.”
“Les Dennis farted on a rainbow.”
“Prince Charles embraced change and the moon vomited.”
“King Russell broke the shower again.”
“I think I might have rebooted history.”

Only a few minutes to go and we’re safely into Saturday 14th when everyone can put down their “Lucky cat liver” and take off their “Morgan Freeman charms.”

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