A few days ago I wrote about my strange obsession with pig stickers. Well, it seems that the Pig Fairy’s been listening because this evening, during a ‘ticcing fit’, I mysteriously ended up with a pig sticker on my jumper.
Leftwing Idiot’s not impressed with this development and thinks the Pig Fairy’s gone rogue. But who are we to question her mysterious, magical powers? It’s not as if I’d have ordered pig stickers and had them sent to their homes in a sly attempt to win more pigs is it?