Quick as a flash another month has passed, and once again it’s time to get mystic with a Tourettes-enriched horoscope. So, Sagittarians, here at long last are your predictions for the year. I hope you enjoy hearing what the stars have in store.
I thought in addition to words of wisdom I’d also offer you a vision of the future. So, as a taste of things to come, here’s a lovely marmoset, an illuminated donkey and a bottle of your favourite shampoo.
Take care when knitting those Christmas presents and applying the wart cream.
Join me in another month when it’ll be the turn of Capricorns to discover their destinies.
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