In the past few weeks summer’s at last swung into action, and as we race towards August it’s time for another Tourettes-inspired horoscope.
Here are your predictions, mighty Leos, for your lion hearts and your hedgehog heads.
I’m intrigued by the idea of a “Bank badger” – I’d love to see some artists’ impressions of what one might look like. Perhaps I should ask the Wildlife Trust to get on the case and investigate whether badgers do in fact have a flair for finance.
I’ve also been giving a lot of thought to numbers that look like Hull and here’s what I’ve come up with:
1 1 1
17 0 1 1
The Deep Aquarium Hull
Queen Victoria Square Hull
Perhaps, Leo, you should stick to 220.127.116.11.5 as your lucky number after all – it seems more straightforward than finding a number that looks anything like a northern city.
Please pass all this wisdom on to the Lions in your life, and I’ll see you next month for Leftwing Idiot’s sign – Virgo.