I’m a Dolphin Again

I don’t know what it is about ‘ticcing fits’ and dolphins but they surfaced again this evening. Last time, a few months ago, I started making their distinctive clicking noises, and tonight while I wriggled about I claimed to be one.

When the fit began I slid elegantly off the sofa and my tics went subaquatic:

“I’m a dolphin!”
“I’m graceful like a dolphin.”
“I’m splashy like a dolphin jumping through its own cum.”

Poppy and Sophie did their best to support me, despite being in fits of giggles themselves.

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2 Responses to I’m a Dolphin Again

  1. bobcorrick says:

    Just picturing you clicking away while you rummage for a biscuit…
    Still reading your blog – is the book out?

  2. raymondo says:

    Proper ROFL. Sozz

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