My sister brought round a house gift earlier.
She excitedly showed me the garden and beach games set she’s bought me. It means we now have everything we need to play tennis, badminton, volley ball and Frisbee. After making some enthusiastic noises, I said in a slightly confused tone, “You know I won’t be able to play most of those don’t you?”
To which she replied, ‘I know, but you’ll enjoy watching me and Poppy play, we’ll be very drunk!’