Leftwing Idiot, Poppy, and I were watching TV. Someone on the programme we had on mentioned something about having three wishes. My tics leapt at the opportunity of making three of their own:
Wish one: “A bin”
Wish two: “Latvia to be conquested by a bear”
Wish three: “For history to be repeated”
Leftwing Idiot laughed and said ‘You’re the last person on earth who should be given three wishes.’
Between you and Peter Griffin, I’d say you have all the major wishes covered.
Lol oh my god it would porbably be a relief if you said biscuits in that situation, considering how many other things could pop out of your mouth instead