I’ve got a new tic that’s crept in over the last few days. Some of the words change but the rhythm is consistent and based on an electronic game called Bop It which I last played about ten years ago. Why it’s suddenly emerged in tic-form is anyone’s guess.

“Fuck it, suck it, pack it, stack it.”

“Fuck it, shit it, block it, piss it.”

“Biscuit, back it, rabbit, flap it. “

“Kick it, lick it, biscuit, kiss it.”