Training Opportunities

Now the savage cuts being inflicted by David Cameron on his Big Society are starting to bite, my tics are fighting back with some interesting new training opportunities:

“Lizard comprehension reading scheme.”
“Harry Potter empowerment scheme.”
“Pocahontas allergy training scheme.”
“Clairvoyant ambassadors’ programme.”
“Nincompoop assassination scheme.”

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