I filmed an emergency broadcast this afternoon warning people about an impending dull-wave of greyness that’s about to sweep the world. The aim of the video is to get new superheroes (5-16 years old) to join me in the fight against this threat. The five key symptoms of the dull-wave are:

1) Being serious
2) Not laughing
3) Frowning
4) Always filling out forms
5) Thinking inside the box

Our only hope of stopping the dull-wave is to come together on Saturday 18th December at a secret location. Touretteshero needs you.