Didn’t She Do Well?

The radio was on in the cab as I was going to work this morning. It’s GCSE results day and young people were being interviewed about how well they’d done. Several hours later I ticced my own results:

“I have a GCSE in lungs.”

“I have fourteen GCSE’s in crime.”

“I have a GCSE in crisp addiction.”

“I have an A* in botulism.”

“I have a GCSE in mums.”

“I don’t have a GCSE in Christmas.”

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