When I was younger my mum often used to sing Amazing Grace but I don’t think the lyrics she sang were quite the same as those I ticced tonight:
“Amazing Grace, how dare you be a bitch?”
“Amazing Grace, I paired off with Michael Jackson’s mum.”
“Amazing Grace, how sweet the sound of little baby Jesus eating fish fingers.”
“I was blind but now I’m a bi-sexual man.”
“Amazing Grace of pissing in the wind.”
“Amazing Grace, how sweet the sound of pencils writing on my dog.”
I haven’t thought about this song for years and it’s always strange when random outbursts come into my day like this.