I met up with Fertile Man (the designer responsible for the Touretteshero logo) this evening, as he was in town for work. We talked about the logo for a while and then spent considerably longer getting drunk in a park. Tonight’s tic contribution is:
“Gale force wank.”…
“Britain’s Got Boobs.”
This evening I’ve been making images based on some of my tics. I’ve made models of some common household items that I’ve re-branded:
“Kellogg’s Krispie Cunts.”
“Kellogg’s Righteous Krispies.”
“Kellogg’s Life Krispies.”
“Mild Green Fairy Worm Cum.”
“Pesto, Pesto, Piss.”
It’s been a pretty random day.
I overslept.
“I have a face made of Plasticine and poo.”
Not quite, but my face is very bruised from where I’ve been banging it.
Nobody’s won the election.
I went to work.
I split a bag of concrete over my head.…
The lair was buzzing with activity this evening as we played host to some Bank Holiday fun including a roast dinner, poker and Robocop. Here’s a quick summary of the evening through tics:
“I have a king and an eight.”
“I have a five and a three.”…
Ku Klung Klung might not mean anything to most of you, but there will be a few people reading this who might recognise it as a tune by Red Dragon. The track is apparently about what it sounds like when you have sex with a skinny girl.…
I was on a bus at lunchtime. There were a couple of men near me and we’d all been there for some time. I’d already said, “Sweat like a leopard on speed.” I’d noticed the two men laugh at this and a few other things.…
Recently my tics have started to interfere with my speech in a new way. There are times when I start a sentence and it finishes up as a tic. This can be confusing and frustrating as well as funny.
My friends and family usually know, without having to ask, if something’s a tic or not.…
This morning I overheard a conversation between Fat Sister and a friend of ours who’d stayed the night on the sofa in the living room. He’d heard me screeching and called out to my sister in the kitchen:
Sofa Mate: Are you OK?…
“Think of a number between 4 and 10.”
“Divide it by 10.”
“Rape it up the wall.”
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