Last week I got a call from Tourettes Action. They asked me if I’d be up for meeting an actress who’d been in touch with them. She’s preparing to play a character with Tourettes and wanted to meet someone living with it.…
Earlier on I was trying to have a conversation with Leftwing Idiot. I kept interrupting myself by saying, “I’m a baby”. I turned to him in frustration and said, “I’ve probably said that more times than anyone else in the world.…
When Leftwing Idiot and I were on our way home from Jamie’s studio in May, where we’d been recording my tics so they could be made into the Touretteshero Theme, we got chatting to a man on the bus about Tourettes and whether the tics could be turned into music.…
Here’s my version of I’d do Anything from the musical Oliver. It came from nowhere this evening and is presented here (almost) verbatim:
“I’d do anything for fucking mums, bitches and dog poo tits.
I’d do anything for a caged monkey in Peru.…
Friends and strangers are constantly misquoting me. For example:
“Figs on crisps” which was actually “Fingers on crisps.”
“Squirrel humper” which was actually “Squirrel lover.”
“Titty-wank your bank manager” which was actually “Titty-fuck your bank manager.”
“Hot green Kermit wank” which was actually “Boiling green Kermit cum.”…
“Britain’s Got Boobs.”
“Care Bears the Movie 10.”
Thankfully, this film doesn’t exist, but it made me wonder which film has the most sequels. Any ideas?
This evening, while talking about forthcoming films with Laura, we discussed whether it was fair on other people for me to go to the cinema. The impact of Tourettes on other people is something I’m very aware of. I constantly assess the effect that my presence can have on other people.…
The long-weekend got off to a relaxing start this evening when I had dinner with Leftwing Idiot and our friend Keir. The meal was interrupted for a moment when I tipped a glass of water over my head. Later Fat Sister and a drunk King Russell joined us.…
Cassetteboy who are friends of Leftwing Idiot have been chopping up music and video for years, making albums and performing all over the country. Even Jonathon Ross had something to say about their version of The Apprentice.
Today they sent over a rough version of the Touretteshero theme.…
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