Friends and strangers are constantly misquoting me. For example:
“Figs on crisps” which was actually “Fingers on crisps.”
“Squirrel humper” which was actually “Squirrel lover.”
“Titty-wank your bank manager” which was actually “Titty-fuck your bank manager.”
“Hot green Kermit wank” which was actually “Boiling green Kermit cum.”
If you’re going to quote me, get it right.
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