Proud parents often share photos of their adorable offspring achieving significant milestones.
Earlier today Leftwing Idiot sent me a photo of his beautiful baby geranium that’s just had its first flowers.
“Baby geranium, do you want some custard?”
“Baby geranium growing up faster than a soap on a slide.”
“Baby geranium university fund.”
This is a proud moment for the whole geranium dynasty. Even though they’re not really geraniums!