Leftwing Idiot sent me an article earlier that made me laugh. Apparently there have been a number of newspaper reports in the last few days warning of potential biscuit shortages as a result of the recent floods in the North of England.
Obviously the floods are no joke, but for someone who lives with roughly 16,000 biscuit tics a day the idea of running low on biscuits unimaginable.
If you’re running short I’ll happily share mine, but they’re less satisfying than the crumbly, sugary (real) kind. They’d be much better for you though!