Will Wakes Me to Talk About Cormorant Feet… Again

I’ve been under the weather for the last few days and it’s meant I’ve been having more ‘ticcing fits’ than usual.

I woke up having one in the early hours of this morning although if you’d heard what my tics were saying you might’ve got a different idea about why Will, my support worker, and I were up at 4am.

“I hate it when you wake me up to talk about crows feet.”
“I hate it when you wake me up to talk about cormorant feet.”
“I hate it when you wake me up to talk about kettle leads.”
“I hate it when you wake me up to talk about Kate Bush’s eyes.”
“I hate it when you wake me up to talk about smiling at goldfish.”

Will was careful to set the record straight pointing out exactly who’d done the waking-up.

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