I wasn’t able to go to an event as I’d planned on Saturday, so instead I hung out with Poppy. She had some stuff to do at her house so I went round there with her. While she was working I sat in the living room with two of her housemates.
They were playing the classic video game Mario Karts, and my tics added their own commentary:
(As Matt’s car flew round a brightly coloured bend…)
“In 300 yards turn right.”
(As Owen zoomed into the sea…)
(As they jostled for position…)
“At the roundabout, take the first exit.”
(As Matt celebrated his victory…)
“You have reached your destination.”
My tics were being a Sat Nav – again!