This post is written especially for the attention of the 88th Pokémon – no, not Grimer, you Scorpio. Below is my eighth World of the Zodiac video so it’s time for my tics to offer advice to all Scorpios.
If you’re looking for wise words there’s a good online dictionary here. Otherwise let’s get started. Watch the video and I’ll catch up with you afterwards for a de-brief.
So, Scorpio rainbow storms, hey? You can cast aside elaborate make-up, perfume, or endless workouts – what you need if you want to look sexy is a storm and an optical and meteorological phenomena.
If you’re still not sure about the financial wisdom of penny and pound dominoes this video might inspire you.
Your lucky number was more straightforward. You must feel reassured to know that all you have to do for a Lottery win is play the numbers 1, 9, 7, 6, 5, all-the-bears, and Dave.
You’ll probably need a big win too because giraffes can be quite high maintenance.
That’s about it for now. I’ll be back next month with predictions for Sagittarius.
In the meantime, Scorpios, don’t forget you’re better than bathing.
Please share this sage advice with your friends and let me know how much I got right by leaving a comment below.