Eight More Ways To Die Hard

Tomorrow evening Bruce Willis will be taking to the big screen for the fifth time as maverick ‘Die Hard’ cop John McClane. John always finds himself in the wrong place at the wrong time – at which point everything around him tends to blow up. For reasons that I’m sure will become clear in the film, this latest outing’s called ‘A Good Day to Die Hard.’

As I’ve said before, I’m not great with action films like this – my tics usually overreact whenever things get tense or fast paced – so for my own sake, and for that of anyone sitting anywhere near me, I tend to steer clear of them.

That, though, hasn’t stopped me coming up with several Die Hard sequel suggestions of my own. So to celebrate tomorrow’s premiere I’m going to share some of them with you, in the hope that at least one of them gets made sometime in the future. Bruce, if you’re reading this, take note:

Die Hard with a Plastic Fork
Dundee with a Vengeance
Die Hard with a Daisy
Park a Car with a Vengeance
Die Hard with a Lilo
Beehive With A Vengeance
Die Hard with a Pension
Tiny Platypus with a Vengeance

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