Tonight over dinner Tourettes introduced a new game. It starts with me ticcing “Ready, steady, swear” followed by an object, a thing or person, and then everyone sticks their finger up at it.

“Ready, steady swear – light bulb.”
“Ready, steady swear – doorframe.”
“Ready, steady swear – bears.”

Obviously, because this was a no-rules Tourettes game, not everything I chose was in the room. My finger-sticking was mainly involuntary but Leftwing Idiot and Poppy just love a random tic-and-swear game and immediately got stuck in.