What Goes Bump in the Night?

Me. In the early hours this morning I got stuck doing the dying fish in Leftwing Idiot’s hallway. I was worrying about two main things as I struggled to regain control and get up:

1) The noise of my head banging on the floor disturbing his neighbours
2) Getting blood on his carpet

Fortunately I was able to get up reasonably quickly, and the tiny bit of blood wiped off easily too, so I needn’t have worried. When I looked in the mirror I saw an imprint of the carpet on my forehead, so in fact it was the carpet that had left its mark on me. This made me laugh.

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