Last week someone asked me if I have Tourettes in my dreams. I had a vague idea that sometimes I do but I wasn’t really sure. When I woke up this morning though I was sure.

Last night I had a vivid dream about having to go on live TV. I was repeatedly told by an anxious producer not to tic any swearwords. I kept explaining that I didn’t know if this was possible, but no one would listen and as a result, I was hurriedly pulled away from the camera.