Fat Sister was showing Leftwing Idiot a karaoke feature on our TV this evening. As an example she started to play the Afroman tune ‘Because I got high.’ Tourettes took over immediately and I started ticcing alternative lyrics. Some are funny but a couple are so shocking I wasn’t sure about writing them down. But here they all are:
“I was going to sleep with Michael Aspel but then I got high.
I was going to get high, but then I got high.
I was going to talk about squirrels but then I got a baby in my head.
I was going to rape a paraplegic but then I got high.
I was going to massage mummy’s cunt but then I got high.”