Earlier on I went with Leftwing Idiot to Stoke Newington. We stopped to pick up some food from one of the many amazing restaurants on the high street. The man who served us looked at me like I was from a different planet. He wasn’t at all unpleasant, but even though we both tried to explain and reassure him he still looked totally stunned.
Leftwing Idiot said later, “He’d have looked less surprised if I’d walked in with Drew Barrymore and a bicycle carrying an extra terrestrial.”