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Stand and Deliver

27th May 2010

I went into the post office this morning and as I approached the counter I shouted,

“Hands up!”

Fortunately I’m a regular customer so this didn’t result in any panic buttons being pressed.

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2 responses to Stand and Deliver

  1. Catwings says:

    August 27, 2011 at 6:45 pm

    "Give us your fucking money!" is a common tic of mine when entering shops. I blame Bob Geldof entirely.

  2. aslifeticsby says:

    December 8, 2012 at 11:26 pm

    mine always is: "ARMED ROBBERY! HIT THE DECK!" I blame armed robbers entirely…for making people afraid of this phrase. 😛

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