I had dinner with Leftwing Idiot and his friends Giedre and Atif last night. They told me about Access to Work which helps disabled people in employment by funding the specialised support or equipment they might need to do their jobs better. This sounds like it could be useful for me so I’ll look into it further.
Later, we were talking about a demonstration Atif had been on a few years ago where the police were watching protesters for unusual behaviour. He described how he’d confused the cops by waving his arms and shouting, “Squirrel formation!” Regular readers will recognise the significance of this because I’m constantly shouting about squirrels. Leftwing Idiot was convinced that I wouldn’t be able to help myself and that ‘squirrel formation’ would become a tic. He was partly right. Today I shouted:
“1, 2, 3, worm formation.”