House of Flying Feet

It’s snowing again. I went out in trainers instead of boots, which was a mistake for two reasons: firstly my trainers aren’t waterproof. Secondly, and slightly more alarmingly, I’ve developed a leg-kicking tic when I’m walking which meant they kept flying off my feet.

My trainers weren’t the only things flying about today:

“House of flying fish”

“Snowman erection flying through the air, run your fingers through his hair.”

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