Tourettes and You Know It

The Tourettes crazy language machine swung into a frenzy this evening to the tune of “If you’re happy and you know it.” All these tics occurred in the first half hour and then I repeated them full blast for several hours:

“Norma Major’s in your mouth, take a bite.”

“There’s a ferret in your soul, cut it out.”

“Derren Brown is in the room, shut your mind.”

“There’s a dog in your wallet, wash your hands.”

“Eamonn Holmes is in your mum, kick him out.”

“There’s a squirrel in your pants, have a bath.”

“There’s a man in your bed, hose him down.”

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One Response to Tourettes and You Know It

  1. mark waddell says:

    derren brown is in the room – shut your mind!

    ‘derren brown is in the room – shut your mind!’
    shouted
    the woman repeatedly
    who
    everyone
    thought
    had tourettes
    but
    was in fact
    a
    psychic

    and
    as you can
    guess
    in he
    walked

    a
    cape of
    menace
    wrapped
    neatly
    around
    rich shoulders.

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