Tics

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Can we have a moment of stillness for baby otters in the Far East?
Apple Toe Survivor’s Afternoon.
My thoughts thought better of arguing with a bear.
Why am I worrying about the global economic crisis in the forty two hours between not being awake and being asleep?
Hannibal Lecter sleeps under my bed. It’s like bunk beds.
Bench press for Hitler.
If I could make bins talk about lions I wouldn’t bother.
Let’s queue up like we’re about to perform River Dance, but then just sit down and have a conversation.
There’s a Brian Air flight to Cambridge going off from Banksy’s bedroom now.
Angelic Boys Ambassador Training Program, Daryl Hannah speaking.