Tics
Often funny, sometimes shocking, Touretteshero’s surreal and unusual tics are here. Search by keyword, category, or both to find a tic.
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6677 tics found
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Lamp-post stop ignoring me and fuck your dad.
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Lamp-post, you're invading my personal space.
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Lamp-post, the trees laugh at you because you're short.
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Lamp-post, why are you loitering?
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Lamp-post, stop glowing ostentatiously.
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Yesterday, I fucked an earlobe.
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Yesterday, banana muffin tops seemed so far away, and now they’re rising up over your elderly cotton pyjamas.
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Yesterday, all the hats in Argos went to bed in your mum.
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Yesterday, Roman Catholic priests seemed so far away, praying on your mother’s bears.
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Yesterday, all the shits in Bournemouth said hello to you.