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Angelic Boys Ambassador Training Program, Poppy Harris speaking.
Fuck off Andrex puppies.
Blue Moon, you fuck a goat’s cheese sandwich inside an aardvark.
Tortellini Tortoise and the Great Bucket Famine of Forty Four.
I’d like Harold Bishop to cum in my mum’s face.
You didn’t rub down a Bart Simpson look-alike with a flannel.
I need to talk about a tattooed aardvark called Pete.
What was the dog called? Keith. He was famous for raping an anaconda in Sainsbury’s.
I can’t abide language problems in bears.
Mr Blobby died, poisonous poke from an August child.