Tics
Often funny, sometimes shocking, Touretteshero’s surreal and unusual tics are here. Search by keyword, category, or both to find a tic.
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6677 tics found
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You faded seventies puzzle book.
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The rain is splatter painting with the water from the sea.
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Lie down in your blanket under your blank walls, pretend you live in Hackney when you really live in Hemel Hempstead.
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If you have blank walls, does that mean your mind is blank?
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The cum glistening on the mouth of a whore is like a droplet of rain running down the elbow of my window.
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The fairytale university, that’s where the Tories haven’t fucked it up.
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The bashing branches of a boring sycamore on a night in December, give way to a fairytale universe in January.
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Clouds, stop fucking with the tree.
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You’d only need to be battered with the broomstick of Bangladesh and then you’d be a dead man.
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Fuck off sky, you’re a maiden with a thousand bedknobs.