Tics

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The sky is pregnant with a lot of non-identical snowflakes.
The sky is blank like a Blankety Blank chequebook and pen.
My head’s as empty as the Bank of England.
How many numbers in the alphabet?
Lamp-post, you look very pretty with your white hat on.
Quick, go home bird, put a hat on.
Congratulations ancient sky on producing so many frozen particles.
Lamp-post, if you get cold you can come into my bed.
Good night nineteenth century brickwork.
Is it illegal to flirt with lamp-posts?