Tics
Often funny, sometimes shocking, Touretteshero’s surreal and unusual tics are here. Search by keyword, category, or both to find a tic.
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10 random tics!
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Shut up TV aerial.
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Camera Obscura motherfucker.
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Someone’s being barren my Lord, kumbaya.
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What’s the sheep-to-vole ratio in Kettering?
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There's a squirrel pissing in your bed now, look.
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I'm a licensed cum-cheese seller.
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David Cameron, dance on the dawn of your death.
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Don’t worry, the cats are managing woodland sustainably.
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Artichoke-Donkey-Dick and the Bucket of Babes.
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Once upon a time forty years ago, Shepherds Bush went to Scotland.