Tics
Often funny, sometimes shocking, Touretteshero’s surreal and unusual tics are here. Search by keyword, category, or both to find a tic.
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10 random tics!
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Expect delays - we’re buggering sheep in the back garden.
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Wellington boots are in my mum, hurrah, hurrah!
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I’m going to join the Olympic rowing team as an astronaut.
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Fuck a sheep with a headdress.
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Let’s put our money in crisps.
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Stand clear of the closing fish.
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Wolfy, wolfy tits.
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Happy Christmas titties.
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I held up a biscuit factory in Wales.
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There's a ferret in your soul, cut it out.