Tics

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I hate it when you wake me up to talk about Kate Bush’s eyes.
Moon, are you grinning at the palm trees?
Robocop took Ritalin.
Morning, did you rape a cloud? Did you rape forty clouds?
James and the Giant Turd
Draw on the face of a gnat.
Neil Armstrong loves you, depending on the cycles of the moon.
You take the long bush and I’ll take the wide bush and fish fingers will be sandwiched before you.
Pisshead donkey on the dusty road.
I love fucking sheep. I love Welsh cum.