Tics
Often funny, sometimes shocking, Touretteshero’s surreal and unusual tics are here. Search by keyword, category, or both to find a tic.
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10 random tics!
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I tie-dyed my mum's hair when she was four.
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Go on then, just this once, use masturbation as a cunt.
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God eats crisps.
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It’s time that penguins flew Concord.
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Boris Johnson is your wingman.
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I’m sorry but I don’t think Ipswich is Ipswich.
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Don't have sex with sheepdogs, have sex with voles.
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Matthew Pountney, made in Tawian.
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My thoughts thought better of arguing with a bear.
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I’m leading a double life as a sheep.