Tics

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I hate it when you wake me up to talk about cormorant feet.
Imagine you’re a pigeon in a leotard of hope.
I bottled piña colada at the well.
My head’s as empty as the Bank of England.
Uh oh, your mum’s in trouble, Ben’s got a worm in his vagina.
What’s your feelings on shit storms in fairies?
So we’re ruling in biscuits and ruling out cum?
A badger carried Mary on the dusty road.
I have a bed made out of mummy’s womb.
1.2 million apricots were bred for slaughter.