Tics
Often funny, sometimes shocking, Touretteshero’s surreal and unusual tics are here. Search by keyword, category, or both to find a tic.
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6677 tics found
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There’s an erect biscuit in your potty.
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I’m sorry but I farted in a goat’s testicles.
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Rothko is overrated, he should have painted butterflies on his penis.
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I can only hate Cambridge Heath if I accept it exists.
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Do you prefer erect nipples, erect penises or erect tents?
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Sandpaper, sausages and Sellotape make a breakfast for a king.
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Who tipped Rambo over the edge? It was Gloria Hunniford.
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I’d like Morgan Freeman to be more sensitive to the needs of a bear.
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I’d like a moment with a pigeon called Pete.
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Caress my thighs with Marmite.