Tics
Often funny, sometimes shocking, Touretteshero’s surreal and unusual tics are here. Search by keyword, category, or both to find a tic.
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6677 tics found
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I have a cunt made out of lace and weave.
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Rape a biscuit, rape a bath.
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Take the biscuits out and shoot them.
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I have a Parquet floor, I have a Parquet floor, I am a nob.
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I have a bra made out of a satellites.
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I have an ID card made out of lungs of Spanish worms.
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I have a bra made out of kettle leads.
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I have a bra made out of anchovies.
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I’m tired of being an organ.
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I have a bra made out of guns and mums.