Tics

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I have a mum made out bras and hair.
I have a cunt made out of witch’s sperm.
I’ve got Aardvark in your Pants Syndrome.
Throw your mum on the hedgerow.
I ripened, I ripened, I ripened up your mum.
Mornington Crescent AIDS concert.
I’m more upset than a bunker in Baghdad lit alight by a bear.
Dear Margaret Thatcher, fuck your dog.
Aim your dog at the moon.
The wheels on the bus say, ‘Shit yourself.’