Tics
Often funny, sometimes shocking, Touretteshero’s surreal and unusual tics are here. Search by keyword, category, or both to find a tic.
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6677 tics found
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I have a bed made out of mummy’s womb.
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I have a biscuit made out of Ken Dodd.
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I have a bra made out of rat’s heads.
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I have a bra made out of mummy’s cum.
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I have a bra made out of Champaign corks.
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I have a bra like an ashtray disguised as a worm.
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This little sheep of mine, I’m going to rape its Aunt.
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I have a cunt and my mum’s a bear.
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I have a cunt made out of sand dunes.
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I have a cunt made out of cork tiles.