Tics
Often funny, sometimes shocking, Touretteshero’s surreal and unusual tics are here. Search by keyword, category, or both to find a tic.
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6677 tics found
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I have a cunt made out of banging punk.
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I fell over Ipswich.
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I have a cunt made out of steel and bears.
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Stockwell donkey’s falling down, my fair lady.
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Depilated grandeur: welcome to Stockwell.
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I’m steamy and dry and rancid like a bear broken open and rubbed with vinegar.
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I’m too much like sex with a hair dryer.
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Bashment rave in ’48.
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Stop, start, stop, start lizard.
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I’m all over Bognor.