Tics
Often funny, sometimes shocking, Touretteshero’s surreal and unusual tics are here. Search by keyword, category, or both to find a tic.
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6677 tics found
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I like watching bears sleep... If I can poke them in the anus with a pole.
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We will fight them in Hunstanton.
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We will fight them in the hedgerows.
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We will fight them in the tree tops.
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There’s a 42 inch plasma screen TV in your wishing well.
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Mary had a little fucking cunt, its lips were red like sheep.
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What’s your breathing to biscuit ratio?
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I’d like to fuck a sheep but it’s too late - Fern Britton fucked one first.
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I fucked everybody but not Norman Foster.
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I’d like to go one day without saying Kiwi…Kiwi!