Tics
Often funny, sometimes shocking, Touretteshero’s surreal and unusual tics are here. Search by keyword, category, or both to find a tic.
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6677 tics found
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I’m as happy as a bear in an ash cloud.
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I need a piss called Banksy, romancing.
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I love fucking a shepherd called Alfred.
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I have a cunt made out of Margaret Thatcher’s nose.
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I have a cunt made out Marvin Gaye.
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I have a cunt made out champagne.
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Happy Frogspawn Impersonation Scheme, William Hill speaking.
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I kicked a kitten out of school.
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I fucked a fucking fairy called Fred.
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I have a cunt made out Tim Burton’s mind.