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God said, ‘I made a seasonal erection a permanent thing.’
God said, ‘I love ashtrays.’
God said, ‘I fucked up with alligators.’
Noah, leave the barn owls behind.
God said, ‘Noah, learn to swim.’
God said, ‘Don’t worry I’m not going to keep Buckinghamshire.’
God said, ‘Don’t worry, it’s an iceberg lettuce not a hailstorm.’
It’s a good job I made a ladybird kill a woman.
God said, ‘It’s a good job I made you a foreskin.’
God said, ‘I made Skittles for Barking not Dagenham.’