Tics

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I’ve been single for 42 elephant-days.
Do you want to tell Elton John he’s a mermaid?
Who’s got an AIDS carrier pigeon?
I’m 42 inches short of a peanut butter sandwich.
Where’s my face gone?
I’m going to sing a hymn called Bins.
God said, ‘I’d never have invented Spam.’
God said, ‘I’m just putting it in your head for now, I’ll take it away later.’
God said, ‘Magnesium is overrated.’
I fucked a sheep and I want to eat a barn owl in disguise.